I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast

people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast”

fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast

by dance.groom3 April 4, 2023

eat your friends day

Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!

example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"

happy eat your friends day!

by platonictubbo August 14, 2021

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Eating My feelings Out

Paranoia.

Tom: You're such an Amazing Star, Jan. You wanna grab a bight to eat?
Jan: Go fuck yourself.
Tom: Awesome! Well, I'm satisfied, primarily since I'm eating my feelings out right now.

by Psedubulbisaraffect July 16, 2016

Eat like it's yo birthday

Slang for getting turnt

*girl fight*

"Yesss you better eat like it's yo birthday bitchhhh"

by SucCcc November 13, 2018

I was eating those beans

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans

I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

by Goat._ September 7, 2021