Deucebag 

A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.

Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.

Deucebag by Alligator King June 29, 2021

Douchearostomy 

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

Douchearostomy by anonymous December 18, 2021

Doublebagger 

A person who is a douche and teabagger

He is worse that an asshole. He’s a doublebagger.

Doublebagger by Totaleouche May 30, 2022

Douchealot 

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot

person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!

Douchealot by i am the beetles July 26, 2022

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

doucheasauras Rex by jingy jackson September 23, 2023

Doublebagger 

1. A player who wears one backpack and carries a second, usually in-hand or slung awkwardly, often overloaded with loot of questionable value. Known for sacrificing mobility and stealth in pursuit of hoarding every can of peaches from Chernarus.

2. (derogatory, in-game slang) A desperate or greed-driven survivor who prioritizes loot over tactical sense, often becoming an easy target due to noise, bulk, or sheer arrogance.

“Shot a doublebagger outside Tisy. Man had six compasses and zero ammo.”

Doublebagger by Revo_In_Prog May 8, 2025

Doublebagger 

noun | DayZ slang | /ˈdʌb.əlˌbæɡ.ər/

1. A player who wears one backpack and carries a second, usually in-hand or slung awkwardly, often overloaded with loot of questionable value. Known for sacrificing mobility and stealth in pursuit of hoarding every can of peaches.

2. (derogatory, in-game slang) A desperate or greed-driven survivor who prioritizes loot over tactical sense, often becoming an easy target due to noise, bulk, or sheer arrogance.

Behavioral Traits:
– Obsessed with looting “just one more building”
– Will die sprinting across open fields with two backpacks and a crowbar
– Typically argues: “I’m holding it for my squad” (they aren’t)
– Drops FPS server-wide when opening inventory

Risks to Team:
– Attracts gunfire and zombies with excess clunk
– Slows down extraction by needing to “organize real quick” every 5 minutes
– Often dies first, loses everything, and then demands backup for their corpse run

“We don’t squad with doublebaggers. We bury them and take what’s useful.”

"If you see a doublebagger, wait. They’ll either get stuck in a doorway or collapse under their own loot lust. Let natural selection do the work"

“You know he’s a doublebagger when he dies organizing while you're getting shot at.”

Doublebagger by Revo_In_Prog May 8, 2025