by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021
Get the christian seavey mug.Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
Get the Christian mug.so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)
by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021
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by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023
Get the Christian mug.A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
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Get the Christian Lights mug.Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
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