Crazy Chris

A fucking man who roams the streets of woodchurch and liverpool doing stupid shit like kicking bins over and robbing jetskis.

I saw Crazy Chris the other day, he was riding the liver birds on the Liver Building!

by Zak69420 May 28, 2022

Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.

Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?

by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris

The dude who want stop yelling get out my seat

me: can I sit with you

Chris: GET OUT MY SEAT

Me: damn Chris you gettin hella annoying

by You know I’m right June 17, 2018

Chris

Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.

Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Chris

Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.

Yoooo, that Chris guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night

by Ctbayern November 22, 2021

Brooke and Chris

An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.

We ship you Brooke and Chris

by Idk-lol July 28, 2019