T-Boner

A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.

While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.

by Nave the Slave October 13, 2006

Ass Boner

The act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the bumhole.
It is called a Ass Boner as the poo poking out your bum is like your penis getting errect.

"Man i`ve got the biggest Ass Boner!"

"Go use the bathroom then."

"Ahk, ill be back."

by DjDyss January 3, 2009

Car Boner

Getting sexually excited from viewing beautiful cars

Gustavo caught a car boner from that Mercedes-Benz

by YoungMoneyGstack$ November 3, 2011

pwner boner

Phrase: To get overly excited by annihilating one's opponent in a video game, such as Halo 3.

Man, I got a pwner boner by sniping that nube in my last Halo match.

by Dave Phipps December 9, 2008

sneaky boner

Somebody who does sneaky things with his "tool" during the night. While people are sleeping.

Henry is such a sneaky boner!

by skyler shagwell April 18, 2007

Coke Boner

Extremely horny for Cocaine at any mention of use of the drug

Marty had a raging "Coke boner" when he heard there was coke to be done

by Freddy Beach June 27, 2009

Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 8, 2019