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see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.
"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*
by toastyflakez April 20, 2022
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Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
by Blobino fan December 13, 2022
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egg in the beard

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
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Trippin' On Beard

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
by mondon July 9, 2023
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.
by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024
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Gavin Paul Beard

He is a slurpie and calls Lainey mommy. He’s my daddy.
Lainey: Gavin Paul Beard you’re my daddy
Gavin: ok mommy
by Zaddy 4567123 February 10, 2024
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