by Schmausy. April 23, 2025
Get the Hard Candymug. by random spammerz October 6, 2020
Get the HARDmug. The lifestyle of a gap year student. Can continue in the years after the gap year in relation to the ideals picked up on their year off. Normally relates to alcohol or excessive partying.
by websters213 April 14, 2010
Get the Gappy Hardmug. Ever white YouTuber on our modern day planet. Whose main concern is themselves, and how many girls they have lining up to do the dirty.
Person A: What’s a Try-Hard ?
Person B: You ever heard of RiceGum ?
Person A: Well yeah, but what does that have to do with being a Try-Hard?
Person B: You really are oblivious aren’t you?
Person B: You ever heard of RiceGum ?
Person A: Well yeah, but what does that have to do with being a Try-Hard?
Person B: You really are oblivious aren’t you?
by I’m_A_Big_SPLOOSH July 6, 2019
Get the Try-Hardmug. a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!
by damien buss adelaide and twaat June 7, 2017
Get the hard dick on yatchmug. Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Get the It's too hardmug. The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
Get the Abysmal Hard Candymug.