sack gesicht

a person who's mean and his (yes his only men are ugly) face looks like a sack of balls

"ew what, you like nick!? hes such a sack gesicht"

by aleyo January 22, 2024

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Dime Sack Broke

You spent the last of your Coin on a Dime Sack; so you’re all out of Money...

Friend: Hey man do you want to go get some grub!? I’m starving!

You: sure man, but can you spot me!? I’m Dime Sack Broke!

by JC-Mcfresh October 21, 2019

orb sack

the satchel of the wizard’s special orbs; can contain up to two power orbs.

Wizard 2: so how was last night?

Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.

Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?

by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 10, 2021

sack tickler

one who massages testicular area in such a manner that you suspect her of owning a sack of her own (usually she does :))

Kelsey, Amanda, cody, ron are all sack ticklers

by Ben Me Dover June 22, 2008

David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."

Did that guy just pull a David Sacks?

by NAFOMan December 22, 2023

sack smasher

One who smashes ball sacks.

Bubba is a real sack smasher

by Ranting redneck August 29, 2019