Dylan for some reason has a long shmeat stick not fat but long also known as young dagger dick, and he loves his girlfriend to death and also is really ugly and dumb but hey
Nice cock
Nice cock
by Barryallen1327 September 21, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Biggest and most respected drug dealer on the East Coast. Has sexy hair and is extremely greasy. Has a massive penis and fornicates with many women. Also is an undefeated UFC fighter.
by Arandomraccoon April 2, 2017
Get the Dylan Ringwoodmug. by rteygdfb February 4, 2025
Get the Dylanmug. possibly the worst person you could ever date, he smells like ass, cant smile for shit, has horrible music and video game taste, and is an overall shitty and racist person
0/10 don't recommend
0/10 don't recommend
by haddles. April 13, 2022
Get the dylan cartermug. 
A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer May 31, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
Get the Dylanmug.