wet love hole

an aroused vagina

May I penetrate your wet love hole?

by Christopher Jacobs December 12, 2002

Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018

automatic wet pussy

When you get a girl pussy wet without even touching her

When I looked Jessica into her eye and whispered something naughty into her ear i gave her an automatic wet pussy.

by Jacobcook34211 February 12, 2017

wet like a snowflake

Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.

Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.

Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?

In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.

by maxtoto September 20, 2022

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

Aploski Wet Willy

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.

Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!

by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011