Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019

Work walk

When you look like you’re busy and nobody wants to get in your way. In other words you walk with a purpose. This type of walk is considered a lot more respectable than a club walk.

Her: why don’t I ever get noticed?
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid

by Daredevil2 February 14, 2022

Soggy walk

Ftgv made this word let's make this is urban dictionary

It's when your wet and walk weird SoGgY WaLk

by TROPICALME July 3, 2020

Walk of shame

When a private citizen proves that their stance is lawful and correct to a public servant which causes him to turn around and walk away from the situation.

That cop just did the walk of shame because I proved to him that I am on public property and I have a right to be here!

by Carolima in Fort Worth December 15, 2021

Walking Sitcom

The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.

So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.

by MrMotivation July 12, 2022

Dry walking

Refraining from drinking water or eating food for hours after a male ejaculation, said to cause fatigue.

Tommy has been dry walking for 4 hours, I'm getting worried.

by Poplario July 7, 2021

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025