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urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016
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holy trio of Urban Dictionary

1. Sexual stuff
2. Drugs
3. Random people’s friends
Test the holy trio of Urban Dictionary NOW by pressing the RaNdOM BuTtON!
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines

Rules no one fucking cares about
someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those
by miseryxx January 12, 2022
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The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.
Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis
by got that 2mm May 6, 2022
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urban dictionary word creator

when you search urban dictionary word creator you wont be lead to where you’re actually trying to go which is urban dictionary new world
by ripzoe February 2, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.
When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.
by someonefromearth February 8, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.
According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
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