Twat

A fucking little twat that steals your friends and pays them to hang out.

Oh look it’s the little twat

by I hate avi May 13, 2021

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

twat snogler

A man or women who shove their face in another person's ass and eat it like a pig

You eats ass like a pig you're a twat snogler

by Elite_ADHD May 30, 2021

Twat Bubble

A trapped queef

Used as an insult or to describe your trapped bubble. Twat Bubble

by Casual potato bear April 29, 2021

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024