Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

Trump-shit crazy by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

Trump it 

Not making an effort to conceal lies

Mike: Apologies for not handing in my homework Sir, but my dog ate it. He's really on edge lately because the Chinese government is eating our children.
Steve: Dude, you always have to trump it

Trump it by OinkItsBoink August 19, 2020

Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.

Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !

Trump caused Covid by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020

Trump Attack

A panic attack that was caused solely from Trump's bullshit shenanigans

I'm having a Trump Attack!!!

Trump Attack by RiverNightShade September 23, 2020

Trump Broke 

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.

Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?

Trump Broke by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020

trump stamp 

The flags that are flown out the back of their trucks.

After rolling coal on the peaceful protestors, the trump supporter drove off in their truck with their trump stamps flying out the back of their truck.

trump stamp by idonthaveoneatthemoment September 30, 2020

Trump Trickle 

When you are foraging for wild mushrooms and you come across a tiny, sad shriveled & dehydrated mushroom. You feel saddened and decide to urinate on it to help hydrate it.

I had to do a Trump Trickle on the mica cap mushroom because it looked so small, shriveled & sad.

Trump Trickle by DaddyUnicorn October 1, 2020