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8=D~

A smiley face that has a Wizard's scraggly beard.
Your mom looked like a total wizard last night "wink wink" 8=D~.
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D-Friend

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.
Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.
by laughingthru December 7, 2011
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Captain D's

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich
Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016
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S'ing D

-Smoking Dope
-Sucking Dick
-Slaying Dragons (See Slaying Dragons)
Guy 1- Hey, were you S'ing D last night?
Guy 2- Yeah man, it was some sweet shit.
Guy 1- Nice, I heard she S'd your D too?
Guy 2- yes...yes she did.
by Xulnx March 30, 2008
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d-load

(n) When a man's penis is so long he tries to hide the length by tucking the shaft down between the buttocks but leads to failure because it looks like he has doo-dooed in his pants.

(n) ejaculate or cum so much to the point of soaking a girl from head-to-toe.

(v) to ejaculate the cum from a creampie "upload;" to get rid of a cum-load from the vagina.
"Sammy doesnt want to scare them off by his length but looks like has a d-load in his pants"

"It isnt shit its a d-load"

"She had a lot to d-load after he came in her"

"He totally d-loaded all over her, she was soaked"
by btardo February 15, 2010
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D-Bomb

When an area wasn't full of douches a few minutes ago but is now.
1: Dude somone dropped a total d-bomb here!
2: IKR!
by Bobbm112 March 21, 2012
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D-Wheel

The D-Wheel. The next evolution of the Duel Disk, this machine goes full throttle in a Riding Duel. Overflowing with speed and thrill this is the ultimate show and symbol of freedom.
I sexually identify as a D-Wheel
by Vegito72 March 10, 2017
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