portuguese man

Portuguese men are the strongest and most sexually pleasing. They work hard all day so when they get home to their wives and girls, they expect you to get on your knees and fucking suck off their massive cock. Because Portuguese men have such massive cocks that it’s physically exhausting for them to jack off themselves. So you get on your knees and try to fit it in your mouth. Then let him fuck you in the ass while in the shower, because he’s leaving soon to go work again!

Daniel: im home
Jenna: oh my love your home!
Daniel: ya ya bitch, just suck me off while I eat and let me fuck your vagina in the shower, then get the fuck away cause im going to work, then with the guys to go fuck some sluts we find on the road.
Jenna: right away my Portuguese man, fuck me good, you deserve it!

by Juanxxx May 19, 2008

rocket man

When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.

Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man

by thechosenking August 5, 2009

man sex

When 2 or more men have sexual intercourse

Stoners have MAN SEX all the time

by MAN s-E-cks May 29, 2003

Macho Man

Randy Savage. Legendary wrestler for the WWF. Also, former spokesman for Slim Jim. Oooooh Yeah!

Also has released a rap album....*cough*

Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeah!

by CornBald October 29, 2004

good man

Plays in the rain, ingnores the pain, keeps, you sane, and doesn't worry about fame. He'll rub you back while you clean his socks. Not the man that gives you his dick in a box. You'll see his eyes you'll feel his stare. Just to know real love is there. Threw the bad and the good he'll walk you threw. Money doesn't by love on the fake tree it grew. He doesn't promise wine or treat you like a slezzy dime.

I am in love with a good man!

He's a good man

Wow did you see the way J.E.F. kisses her. You can see he loves her and is a good man.

by FckTh3d3alerisAsh!tG@me January 13, 2010

Man bun

An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a sign of masculinity, this hair “style” is defined by a Princess Leah type hair formation found atop the head of a male of questionable sexuality.
Also known as a Bitch Biscuit, or douche donut (as seen in another entry).

Always remember to let down your man bun before going onstage for your drag routine.

by Oddih October 18, 2020

Hard man

Glaswegian colloquialism for: A fighter who can take a hit as well as (sometimes better than) he gives. A survivor.

P1: Any coward can through a punch at the back of someone's head. But a real hard man (/hardman) looks the bloke right in the eye, and is ready to give "the old 1 3".
P2: Don't you mean "the old 1 2"?
P1: No, the "2" is for him. He's a hard man because he knows he will take it and still gets to 3.

by The Bajiquan Bear May 3, 2016