mug fart

to drink a cup of tea, once finished fart in the cup. politely ask your girlfriend if they would like to have a drink( they are totally unaware of what you have just brewed for them!)

(gaz farts in2 finished cup of tea, emily is not aware)
"hey babe u want some tea?"
"yeh sure my little love muffin"

emily then drinks the brew and smells the fart

"oh my god did you just mug fart me?"

by trigg & manny January 21, 2009

Curry fart

An explosive rocket powered fart after eating curry

I just curry farted I'm gonna tear your nostrils. But I'm matty D I love curry farts

by Allott the currybmister January 14, 2017

No-Fart Bar

When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...

The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.

by Edge8973 November 4, 2012

Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012

fart diamond

Farting your way to Diamonds in minecraft

To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds

As I was farting I came along some Diamonds and it shall now be called a fart diamond

by FartMasterFreaker December 10, 2013

fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018

fart crumb

This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.

I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.

by eggjones1 August 23, 2009