Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore January 29, 2011

Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 25, 2022

texas sunset

The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes

Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset

by Michael F. Phelps March 10, 2016

Texas Detergent

When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...

A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.

by Lil Henry February 28, 2011

La Coste, Texas

1) An impossibly irrelevant town in south Texas

Town Motto: Welcome to La Coste, Texas- a great place to take a shit.

by spankwise August 27, 2010

Polar Bear In Arlington Texas

Used To describe when something in a list is noticeably and significantly worse than everything else. usually used as a image of a polar bear with the text "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas"

Person 1: why is Arby's here. its literally the Polar Bear In Arlington Texas

by Apollo1721 February 27, 2024