Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 30, 2025

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Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 10, 2025

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When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 14, 2018

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When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

by Opossum of Texas January 03, 2025

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Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

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A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.

Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.

by rockybfdi March 10, 2024

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Oh you're from Lometa Texas? Get tf out of here right now

by wackassrat November 02, 2020

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