Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.
Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!
by Weird mind person January 26, 2019
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Turd cutter

by AGeisler January 04, 2025
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Turd Cutter

It is said of large female buttocks, which by etymology, when release a long and thick piece of feces (a turd), through the action of the gluteal muscles, would cut it without the action of the sphincter.
I can't stop noticing that gal's '''turd cutter''' at the mall.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
Look at the turd cutters on that girl!
by Alex J September 27, 2023
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Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
by Texas Four November 29, 2010
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Turd stain

A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.
This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"
by Deptford wive June 27, 2023
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turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 08, 2017
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