Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 21, 2018

snake

Good boi, can be a good pet if docile and friendly. Surprisingly, not slimy.

Guy 1:Wow, dude there is a snake on your shoulder!!
Guy 2: No, that is my pet, his name is Sheldon.
Guy 1:Oh, okay.

by Wafflecon822 October 12, 2018

Snake

A snake is a long reptile with no legs.

AHHH! it's a snake.

by Neko Pan October 12, 2018

snake

danger noodle

p1:oh damn thats a snake
p2:nope thats a danger noodle

by asimplelass February 9, 2023

snake

mary tawfik

mary tawfik is the biggest snake i’ve ever met

by mileven4eva April 1, 2022

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025