permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

Communal Showers

Communal showers are a single group of showers put together in one room or area. They are typically used in locker rooms, schools, prisons, swimming pools and barracks. Different variations exist, but a typical setup involves a row of showers heads along a wall. Communal showers are designed to accommodate multiple people showering at the same time, so efficiency and utility are the main focus, and modesty is not a consideration. They are designed with few to no privacy accommodations, typically featuring partitions at the most, but otherwise they are open and are meant to have multiple people showering in the nude. They are most commonly only in facilities where there’s no mixing of the sexes, but it’s not unheard of for them to be used by both sexes simultaneously. Historically they are more common and prevalent as a norm in facilities used by men, and less common in facilities used by women.

After hockey practice, the team stripped out of their sweaty gear and got into the communal showers to wash off the sweat and grime, nude as hell.

by Baresarkr March 10, 2024

Dorm Shower

A college ritual in which an individual of any gender kneels in a communal shower space and allows a group of people (usually men) to collectively urinate on them.

It can be used as a hazing ritual, a collective punishment or humiliation, or as a sexual practice. Mostly confined to colleges and universities due to the communal shower and living spaces.

"Hey, man! Did you hear about C? He got caught with B's girl, we're doing a dorm shower tonight!"

by blaiddblondie July 30, 2025