Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.

Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.

by DefNotSam November 23, 2021

sam

sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times

i like sam sometimes

by Hue iron bolt October 8, 2020

sam

These people are usually gay men. they like boys named emma. Groooss.

Ew it’s sam, GROOOSSS.

by xshush February 25, 2020

sam

sam is a dickhead who asks random people for nudes then acts like nothing happens once they're over.

Tyla: EEEEEEEEW is that sam
AJ: Fucking dick

by Apple Juice :) November 9, 2019

Spider Sam

Someone who likes to collect blood-sucking insects.

Look at Spider Sam. He loves to collect blood-suckers. It's why he's with Danielle.

by Lams369 November 26, 2023

Sam

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam Using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022

Sam

Sam is the most op guy u can ever meet, but dont meet him. TURN AROUND. He is BOOMER AND A SIMP.

Are you Sam?

by idakda October 20, 2020