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Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch
I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.
by allisonjmac March 1, 2025
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salad sniffer

Someone who watches someone else’s salad get tossed for the sole purpose of sniffing it afterwards
“On my wedding night we invited my best man to join but he didn’t want to participate, he just wanted to be a salad sniffer”
by cashmoney0301 March 1, 2025
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banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.
Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!
by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025
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Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.
She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.
by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024
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all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.
Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
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Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island
Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.
by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024
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