real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.

If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.

by QuacksO February 29, 2020

REAL WORLD AI

Simply put devised by STEVE JOBS at APPLE and further REFINED BY TIM COOK CEO OF APPLE.

Everything about the URBAN DICTIONARY AND sub DICTIONARIES in many ways was devised by STEVE JOBS by utilizing REAL WORLD AI.

by CUM GET SUCKED April 13, 2021

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

real cool like

That which is awesome or very desirable

That Bugatti is real cool like.

by Lankans August 14, 2013

Real

complete; utter (used for emphasis).

"the tour turned out to be a real disaster"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

The Real App

An app full of overweight people and sports betters, where the weight average is at least 1200 lbs!

Australia: time to log my 11hrs daily of The Real App!!

by that boi who can do tangs March 10, 2024

Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025