Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

hard drives

to stick a dick in the vagina

he hard drives his girlfriend when he is with her in a room alone.

by myboyedd November 8, 2018

hard

more intense-sounding.

used in music production terminology to mean a more intense, perhaps even more aggressive bassline and/or kick drum/snare

a hard trance kick with lots of energy.

by TranceCrafter August 14, 2019

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

hard Virgin

someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night

harry is a hard virgin

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020