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Cut Rank

To yell or go off at.
I didn't do my homework, now the teacher is going to cut rank at me!
by __Lexii August 7, 2008
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The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.
"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"
by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
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Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.
Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.
by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021
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Cut Your Meat

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."
by baddabel June 10, 2018
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cut a grub

When you slide your dick down the length of a kitchen knife
Dude, last night I totally cut a grub
by Dontsellmeadog March 3, 2025
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