Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
by Amylaura September 09, 2020
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 26, 2022
by thy common folk October 13, 2023
A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.
by Whitegirl02 June 19, 2017
A "Muffin Roulete" is when a group of men circle around what is commonly a biscuit or muffin and ejaculate on it and the last on to ejaculate on it has to eat it in short this is a very messed up game and also has another name that I can't remember
by Milk-Chan February 19, 2017
Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014