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Mouse Moment

A sad or introspective moment in life is reminiscent of a specific video of a mouse from "Creature Comforts" eating candies alone, where you've been forced to eat a meal alone for any number of reasons.
I had a mouse moment today when I was forced to eat my Subway Sandwich alone in the park.
by izPeeHam September 12, 2022
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Bitch Moment

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:

1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"
by N tuda I June 24, 2008
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Woman moment

When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.

Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.
Woman: *does something stupid*

Man: woman moment
by Eric Tiledysfunction January 6, 2022
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blonde moment

Any woman after good sex.
by Nitro October 20, 2003
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Woman Moment

A common phrase used by sexist assholes, as a way to condescend women, when usually they’re referring to someone whose just blatantly stupid. A phrase men use to make them feel better about themselves, and/or make them feel superior to women.
Person 1 : Elon Musk has $200 billion dollars, and there’s 7 billion people on the planet. If he gave everyone 1 billion, he would still have $193 billion dollars!!

Person 2 : Woman moment.

Person 3 : I think she’s just stupid bro.
by rytales July 15, 2021
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a nigga moment

where your niggas are chillin and you suck ya homies dick and say no homo and then fucc
Nigga:im finna chill
ME: ight *starts sucklin that dick*
nigga: N U T.. I think we just had a nigga moment
me: NO hOMO
Nigga: nice call
Jesus: welcome to hevan
by nigga100 April 22, 2018
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blonde moment

sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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