How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

Sexy ahh Luke

A sexy man named Luke who is addicted to a game called lust goddess

Hey sexy ahh Luke do you want to edge on top of a sigma building?

by ScorchX0 February 3, 2025

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

st. luke girl

girls that attend Columbus High School that also attended st. Luke elementary and middle school. They are one huge friend group and are widely disliked. Often considered snobby, pretty, and popular.

They/them: Look at that St. Luke girl. She thinks she’s so pretty and popular.

by Lauren Ingram March 20, 2022

D. Luke Smith

Not a small penis… The opposite of a small penis…I mean dear god it is huge… per T.H.

I can’t walk right after the D. Luke Smith!

by TCBWonderwoman March 1, 2025