OMG!! he is so Jacob lawlor
by suck my anus whole face November 14, 2016
ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.
by nours big batty April 05, 2022
Bad ass with a big dick.
Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.
by Tlynn33 July 01, 2021
Jacob Sanborn is daddy
by Zachary<33 May 22, 2025
by Ross gorham May 25, 2016
Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
by kay.kay.kay. May 23, 2016
To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence
I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
by Jaymal Soni April 09, 2023