A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.
by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023
Get the humanmug. by Emmawatsonspussy August 21, 2024
Get the Perfection In Human Formmug. A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
by partyofnone March 5, 2021
Get the Humaningmug. by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013
Get the human videomug. NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
Get the Jazz The Humanmug. When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.
by Hello... love... 15 May 6, 2011
Get the Human Fromug. To have an abortion because you are uptight about pre-marital sex or adultery or because you would rather kill your fetus than take on the massive inconvenience of parenting
Human cruelty is a termination too cruel for a kitten; let's dismember our babies, crush their skulls, a vacuum them out, ladies who don't deserve to be called that.
by LAWarachnid July 25, 2024
Get the human crueltymug.