Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.
by mr.laurynhill April 10, 2022
Get the David Udohmug. David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”
by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022
Get the Davidmug. David is generally a nice guy but can sometimes be not that nice. He is very smart and handsome. He has made two we sites and is working on a app called enamel. David has a lot of friends and has a big dick
David has a big dick!
by Udjwjwisid I like geaped June 17, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Tall, caring, smart and hilarious Italian every girl would swoon over. The type to want to talk to people on a deep level and enjoys alone time with you. Never a boring day talking to him, and is very good with words. Very loving and loyal, and is protective of the people he loves. Has really soft hair and always brings a smile on your face.
by Lililiz_ September 8, 2022
Get the Davidemug. David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪
by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021
Get the Davidmug.