d-load

(n) When a man's penis is so long he tries to hide the length by tucking the shaft down between the buttocks but leads to failure because it looks like he has doo-dooed in his pants.

(n) ejaculate or cum so much to the point of soaking a girl from head-to-toe.

(v) to ejaculate the cum from a creampie "upload;" to get rid of a cum-load from the vagina.

"Sammy doesnt want to scare them off by his length but looks like has a d-load in his pants"

"It isnt shit its a d-load"

"She had a lot to d-load after he came in her"

"He totally d-loaded all over her, she was soaked"

by btardo February 15, 2010

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D-Stang

The term D-Stang is a double entendre for douche bags and the vehicle they use to portray thier vulgar means of transportation, the Mustang, or any style of V-8 vehicle. It can refer to either the douche bag itself or the attention getting V-8 sports vehicle, or used as the combination of the two.

1. Frankie looked like a d-stang with his pink popped collar polo shirt rev-ving his V-8 engine in the Abercrombie parking lot.

2. Frankie pretended that his d-stang was the product of his own hard work, when if fact it was his relentless crying that persuaded his parents to buy it for him.

by C-rav June 21, 2009

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Mighty D

The legend of the Dark Helmet, the Mighty D is the slayer of virtue, and a tradition passed down from generation to generation. The Mighty D is one that possesses the power of the Nutt Blast, one so rich in nutrients it can be used to feed starving children in Africa.

Once she had a few drinks, I introduced her to the Mighty D

by UIWWildthing April 17, 2011

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Edam but no D

Code word language for "Erect and Masty" i.e erection and masturbation. The code word of wax cheese to insinuate the smell and the penis jacket (the condom)

John: "Hey gavin, i like that bird...i'd love to give her a bit of edam but no d"

Gavin: "You dirty boy"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

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