Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.

`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies

Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004

Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

Pokey-bum-wank by MisterLee October 7, 2003

Basement Bum 

A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.

All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.

If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...

Guy 1: Hello?!

Guy 2: Hey. What's up?

Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!

Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!

Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.

Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!

Guy 1: What should I do?!

Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!

Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!

*Dial Tone*

Guy 2: Holy shit...

Basement Bum by RVB123 April 20, 2010

fatty bum teeth 

Someone who is considered to have their head so far in their fat rolls that they find teeth.

Cooper: "You know that kid James?"
Pat: "Yeah, he's a fatty bum teeth ass bitch."'

fatty bum teeth by BinLadiniTheGenie April 10, 2023

Keen for a bum? 

Phrase used largely in the UK male homosexual community to enquire as to ones willingness to engage in anal sex.

Look, let's just cut to the chase, are you wasting my time or are you keen for a bum?

Keen for a bum? by FlyingRobotDog April 3, 2010

Boy Bum 

A weak fragile boy in his adult years that could be mistaken for a 15 year old.

It’s hard to go out in public with boy bum, I don’t want people to think I’m hanging out with little kids.

Boy Bum by GetErDubBud November 14, 2019

Belsen Bum 

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse

Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*

Belsen Bum by Sah rah November 6, 2007