national apple day

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)

national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy

by chapplesroan March 2, 2025

Lisa Apple

It’s Lisa from the simpsons but she became an Apple

Lisa Apple is the goat

by megadoodoo June 16, 2025

Apple

You know what a fucking apple is you dipshit.

I just ate an apple.

by The Amazing Karnak September 29, 2022

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

apple

A common, round fruit produced by the tree Malus Domestica, cultivated in temperate climates. from 9th c.

A tree growing such fruit, of the genus Malus; the apple tree.

by Tika Wappa December 25, 2021