Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you
by Partymaster January 31, 2016
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Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.
Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.
by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022
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Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.
Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad
by brugel123 December 21, 2020
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Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw
Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021
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Its like a phrase when your mad or anything really just say it when you dont know what else to say
Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"
by i_am_mom February 11, 2024
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Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
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