sticky turtle

When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.

Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle

by Old dab rivers February 14, 2018

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

by 333fg March 23, 2023

Turtle

Gunnga bot tyrnan

Turtle is fat

by Jo3Ma ma November 27, 2019