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turtle low

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.
by expert464 December 7, 2015
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turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017
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Turtle Style

Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.
Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
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Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.
by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023
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Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.
You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020
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evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone
by B1GM1 July 1, 2011
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