25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 7, 2021

[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.

Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!

by @l!m0ny November 11, 2021

M

M is a amazing letter and is not a virgin to letter humanity bcuz m is so cute and has a lot of friends

Letter L- i love M so much

by Boba123.2 November 29, 2021

Ava M

Ava is the sweetest and most caring person you will ever meet. she sees your feelings and cares so much. she is trusting and true. she thinks shes not good enough. she always points out her flaws when any compliment is given but she deserves the world. everyone wants to be her friend when they have had one conversation with her. she isnt popular but everyone knows of her and likes her. shes my best friend.

oh my gosh Ava M, we missed you yesterday!

by theoneandonlymuffinman November 23, 2021

qewretrytuyiuoipo[p][\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/

so uh... you did a complicated pattern on your keyboard which is hard the first time you do it. nice, however this pattern includes symbols so we are exucuting you on july 12 2030.

qewretrytuyiuoipop\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/
no.

by LittleHadlie April 22, 2023

m&ms

stuff you can but at the store and shove up your ass

M&Ms feel nice up my ass.

by 72ithink February 12, 2022

M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024