Does not fuck

Anyone named Chris Ford gets zero play

Chris Ford does not fuck

by Encyclopedia101 April 17, 2023

Fuck off into the sunset

Gone for a very long time. Never to be seen again until it wants to be seen.

Fuck off into the sunset -

He fucked off into the sunset. Must not play well with others

by Badman_Reid August 2, 2025

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Grown Ass Fuck

Grown-Ass Fuck - Referring to an older person having good or even better sex as they age.

The term was popularized by celebrity Gabrielle Union on Twitter and use of the hashtag #GrownASF, after comments by Sports Media journalists of the age of her NBA star husband Dwyane Wade. Union tweeted: "Now come on home baby, I got somethin' for ya #GrownASF".

When her 30-something husband comes home, she's going to give him a Grown Ass Fuck.

by OG Design May 29, 2018

big fuck off

A meal so large it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

If it wasn't for that big fuck off meal maybe I wouldn't be so fat.

by Monkster2005 May 15, 2024

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024