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What in the unholy name of ass is this fuckness?
by marshalthegreat November 19, 2024
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Easy as fuck

A task not requiring any skill, ability or added effort in order to complete. To accomplish something almost naturally without having to put forth additional work. To finish, do, or readily complete without effort, strain, strategy, knowledge, skill or any additional training.
Man, jacking that ride was “easy as fucklast night!
by J.T.Puffinstuff November 20, 2024
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let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there
Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head
by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024
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Who gives a fuck

People who actually care about others opinions and actions.
"Who gives a fuck? Kara does!"
by ajaxwife2022 November 25, 2024
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Fuck Nasty

a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any person, place, or thing (common noun), or to name a particular person (proper noun).

Someone who is -Well loved teacher by all of the young private school coeds.

Will only go to a restaurant with someone he is fucking.

Won’t hang out with friends any other day than the last Friday of the month.

Snappy dresser.

Giant mongo calves.
Secretly loves the double sided river dong.
Lives a life with too many rules.
Always walking the dog.
FuckNasty’s draconian law is choking MHH!
Don’t be like Fuck Nasty and hang out with us next Tuesday.

I pulled a Fuck Nasty and showed up late because I had to walk the dog.
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Fucking, story.

Meaning some one wants you to fuck their ass senceless, like,

Tracey went out of her bathroom, wearing a thong so tight, it was like she was wearing nothing at all. But she remembered it was to make him horny as fuck and not even let him get her pussy. Jenson was on the bed looking at his phone, when he heard the door open he looked up and his mouth dropped through the earth.
"Fuck, baby," he said, barley a whisper, he then grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on his lap. "Fuck baby, I need you." He started grinding her hips on him, but she stopped him. " Ah, ah, ah, naughty boy, you didn't ask," but he didn't care, he pushed her backwards on her bed and spread her legs, and licked through the fabric of her thong, " Ah-" she stopped her self, trying to torture him even more. He started to pull at the thong, almost ripping it off her, getting a soaked pussy. But Tracey pulled his head away and kissed him passionately. " AH AHHHH AHH," He said inbetween kisses. She started to message his large, now hard, bulged. It was heavy in her small hands, when she reached her hand in his pants. "You horny already, baby?" He moaned in response. "MmmMmmmmMMMM, STOP WITH THE TEASING," He was done with it, angry even. He flipped her legs open, ripped the thong in half, and tossed them to the side. He pumped in two fingers fiercely inside of her. She couldn't control her moans any longer and was now screaming them, the neighbors probably heard, but nether of them cared at all.
That was Jensons and Tracey's fucking, story.
by Pussyfucker&dicksucker November 28, 2024
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Shut the fuck up!

A person or a group of people saying a person to be quiet/shut up in a vulgar way
PERSON 1: Hey dude, can you shut the fuck up! I'm trying to listen to rap

PERSON 2: Since how did you went into my conversation! Don't sneak in like that!
by ARandomDude_thaty0uusedtokn07w November 28, 2024
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