boner control

An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.

As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.

by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012

Running boner

When a man has an erection that won't go away even after ejaculation so he keeps having sex all night.

Dude I got a running boner friday night, I was dinging this chick all weekend

by slickshit March 3, 2011

Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

by louis_friend August 6, 2011

hoe-boner

when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.

johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!

by imincalimotherfucker12343243 November 14, 2011

Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees

"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"

by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011

titty boner

when a woman experiences an erect nipple

woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol

by creativemastermind17833 September 9, 2021

boner game

a game played between a guy and a girl, which is pretty good foreplay. the girl tries to get the guy up by touching him anywhere but his 'funparts,' and the guy tries to keep it down as long as he can.

its more like a race against time or a demonstration of ur ladyfriend knowing what u like.

"dude, i was playing the boner game with emma and becky, and emma TOTALLY CHEATED" "no way broski what happened?" "i was totally winning, then emma just reaches down and grabs my cock! she tried to even deny it when i brought it up later!" "that BITCH!" " i know right" "seriously."

"hey kate, this movie sucks, wanna play the boner game?" "sure! your mom just told me some of ur secret fetishes so im guarenteed to win!"

by Jeremy and Ryan March 28, 2008