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waffle

waffle
by shushschmuck April 12, 2020
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waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.
Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!
by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016
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the froggy waffles

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.
Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥
by A gurkie October 18, 2020
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Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
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Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022
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Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.
That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!
by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025
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Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?
by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024
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