Two Dudes Gettin Rude

When you and your best buddy decide to insert your man meat into each other’s tender anus.

Two dudes gettin rude: Dude? You wanna get rude with me?

by Daggerosso October 20, 2019

i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

by luhvtuls October 2, 2023

Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

Two vs One Rule

When a group of 3 friends make a contrasting decision, the side that has 2 votes wins, no matter what. If the loser becomes frustrated then the victors have the rate to state “Two vs One Rule”.

Iefan wants to go to the store, Adam and Jack want to go to the park. Jack and Adam both state “Two vs One Rule” which settles the dispute.

by Waffle_Iron_McGee May 28, 2018

Two asses in one underwear

When two people are always seen together

Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear

by Thimthim June 21, 2020

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003