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Donald Trump

A lame ass stuck up rich bastard who probably wants to fuck Hillary Clinton and played with a wall as a child and hates Mexicans and wants to "protect" us from Mexicans, arabs, French,Italian people,etc. by having slaves build his favorite toy called a brick wall.
Rodriguez: Look at Donald trump over there I think he is starring at Hillary's butt.

Jesus: a brick wall ain't gonna save him once she finds out
by xXHitMan0913Xx May 29, 2016
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Trump Disease

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.
by spreadthebird August 10, 2018
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trump juice

The after effects of a 'wet' fart, when a small amount of shit stained liquid passes out at the same time as the gas. This stain causes major irritation and much arse scratching. These 'wet' farts are characterised by a loud sloppy ripping noise.
Alberts pants were always stained by trump juice when his wife came to the cleaning
by IanH February 23, 2007
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trump and biden

butthurt rednecks will dislike
trump and biden
by thechas3 November 30, 2020
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Trump Promise

When a person promises to do something so grandiose, that it is quite clearly obvious that they will not be able to follow through with said promise.

A grandiose promise that won't be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off.
*Maxamillion is running for class president of New Voices Elementary and is currently speaking at his school's gymnasium debate against his rival Shillary*

Maxamillion : "If you vote for me as your class president, I will build a great playground-- and nobody builds playgrounds better than me, believe me --and I'll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great, great playground , and I will make the New Voices Elementary pay for that playground! Mark my words."

Random Student: "I've never seen you build a playground! How can you build a playground? You're only 7 years old! That sounds like a Trump Promise if I've ever heard one. You just want use to vote for you!"

*Other students yell out "Yeah!"*
by Kylemcman October 10, 2016
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trump

A complete and utter failure based on a combination of gross incompetence and delusional hubris.
"Ryan Lochte totally trumped that bathroom incident by texting his mom.
by DickCandy August 19, 2016
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Trump

A racist bigot who doesn't know when to shut his mouth.
Did you see Trump in the last Republican debate? He bombed it!
by BuzzTehOne June 1, 2016
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