on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

by dnumbskull May 4, 2023

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021

Tree

A fat tall person who has no friends and sucks dick

Ur a tree

by Snsbcisnc July 3, 2019

In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.

helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.

by Legendary9Tails April 8, 2024

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

silly tree stump

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022