Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!
Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
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To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds
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Get the fart diamond mug.Fart brewing is when someone takes pleasure in smelling their own farts. Fart brewing is similar to wine tasting. A person will smell the fart and then taste the fart in the back of their throat. A fart brewer will fart into jars and leave the jar to age over a period of time. Once a jar has aged for a certain amount of time it is then opened and inhaled.
Fart brewing has given birth to the saying of "Everyone likes a whiff of their own brand"
If a fart brewer does not have a jar on hand they will result in using a cup method to inhale the fart. This method is fast and efficient.
Fart brewing has given birth to the saying of "Everyone likes a whiff of their own brand"
If a fart brewer does not have a jar on hand they will result in using a cup method to inhale the fart. This method is fast and efficient.
" I like my farts like I like my wine, aged and sweet."
"See that guy over there, he's a fart brewer and he likes to smell and jar his own farts."
"See that guy over there, he's a fart brewer and he likes to smell and jar his own farts."
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