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Golden oldie

A golden oldie is a old person. Typically old people are weak and has limited mobility but a golden oldie is the opposite. Even if they are old they are still very healthy and is still successful in their field. You use this word for people who are no longer young but still successful.

Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.
My Grandpa is a golden oldie, he still plays rugby at the age of 77

Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie
by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023
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Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.
Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."
by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020
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Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
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Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.
Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.
by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011
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Golden Antenna

When a group of friends backpacking in Europe stay in a hostel & discover kinky euro porn on the tv. But the reception goes in & out, so someone volunteers to hold the antenna to get optimal clarity on screen. This brave manouever -and the hero himself - are known as the Golden Antenna.
dude that was some fluffy french muff in that porno last night. if it wasn't for the Golden Antenna, we wouldnt have seen that chick go crazy eagle on that basketball team
by martys words August 22, 2011
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Golden ass

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.
Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”
by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024
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Emmy golden

EmmyG is probably the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is funny, bright, and has 100 percent ENFP energy. She is also very sassy and can be a handful sometimes but in a good way. She is also very friendly and confident and has no trouble hitting it up with someone. It's hard to not fall for her but that's okay!
She'll probably reject you in the most sweetest and subtlest way possible, you won't even realize she rejected you. She is also gorgeous and dances like a kpop idol!

She can make your life a movie (a happy one at that!)
Is that Emmy Golden?! I wish she was mine....
by EmmyPete13 October 6, 2022
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