Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

potato

all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there

man... my wifi died its potato

by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019

Potato

n. An ugly person, whose face is large and oval shaped. Someone who resembles a potato.

Emma looks like a potato!

by JeremyBooooy August 28, 2015

Potato

A thing and that is all it is. I think they are nice.

UR A POTATO

by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

Potato

A food, or can be used to describe a small fat penis that is potato looking

He has a potato

by liamwxston October 16, 2018