penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

penis over

To penis over something is to both like that thing a lot and also to tell the world that that thing is great.

"XBOX fans really penis over Halo all the time."

by esuna May 25, 2006

Garden Penis

A sneaky, slithering serpent that is known to hide in bushes, specifically in taco bell drive-thrus.

Hey Kareem! Look at that Garden Penis! It's just a dick in the bushes!

by L0LC47 June 1, 2010

penis storage

a girl who sleeps around with guys whether the guy has a girlfriend or not. she doesn't care.

that stupid penis storage is sleeping with my boyfriend!

by original spice March 6, 2007

penis mcflurry

A Maccaz Mc.Flurry with penises in them...

A penis McFlurry thanx!!!

by Tegs July 11, 2006

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

Sex Penis

Sex Penis is basically when a penis that has had sex in the past.

Wow, you can definitely tell his penis is a sex penis.

by Droggu May 18, 2019